terseveralarallelsbetweengreatmen,whichaearedtomealtogethergroundlessandchimerical,Iwassurrisedtohearonesay,thathevaluedtheBlackPrincemorethantheDukeofVenoms。HowtheDukeofVendosmeshouldbecomearivalofBlackPrince,Icouldn’tconceive;andwasmorestartledwhenIheardasecondaffirm,withgreatvehemence,thatiftheEmerorofGermanywasnotgoingoff,heshouldlikehimbetterthaneitherofthem。Headded,thatthoughtheseasonwassochangeable,theDukeofMarlboroughwasinbloomingbeauty。Iwaswonderingtomyselffromwhencetheyhadreceivedthisoddintelligence:eseciallywhenIheardthemmentionthenamesofseveralothergreatgenerals,asthePrinceofHessandtheKingofSweden,who,theysaid,werebothrunningaway。Towhichtheyadded,whatIentirelyagreedwiththemin,thattheCrownofFrancewasveryweak,butthattheMarshalVillarsstillkethiscolors。Atlast,oneofthemtoldthecomany,iftheywouldgoalongwithhim,hewouldshowthemachimney-sweeerandaaintedladyinthesamebed,whichhewassurewouldverymuchleasethem。Theshowerwhichhaddriventhemaswellasmyselfintothehouse,wasnowover;andastheywereassingbymeintothegarden,Iaskedthemtoletmebeoneoftheircomany。
Thegentlemanofthehousetoldme,ifIdelightedinflowers,itwouldbeworthmywhile;forthathebelievedhecouldshowmesuchablowoftulisaswasnottobematchedinthewholecountry。
Iaccetedtheoffer,andimmediatelyfoundthattheyhadbeentalkingintermsofgardening,andthatthekingsandgeneralstheyhadmentionedwereonlysomanytulis,towhichthegardeners,accordingtotheirusualcustom,hadgivensuchhightitlesandaellationsofhonor。
Iwasverymuchleasedandastonishedatthegloriousshowofthesegayvegetables,thataroseingreatrofusiononallthebanksaboutus。SometimesIconsideredeveryleafasanelaborateieceoftissue,inwhichthethreadsandfiberswerewoventogetherintodifferentconfigurations,whichgaveadifferentcoloringtothelightasitglancedontheseveralartsofthesurface。SometimesIconsideredthewholebedoftulis,accordingtothenotionofthegreatestmathematicianandhilosoherthateverlived,asamultitudeofoticinstruments,designedforthesearatinglightintoallthosevariouscolorsofwhichitiscomosed。
Iwasawakenedoutthesemyhilosohicalseculations,byobservingthecomanyoftenseemedtolaughatme。Iaccidentallyraisedatuliasoneofthefinesteversaw;uonwhichtheytoldme,itwasacommonFool
"sCoat。UonthatIraisedanother,whichitseemswasbutanotherkindofFool
"sCoat。
Ihadthesamefatewithtwoorthreemore,forwhichreasonIdesiredtheownerofthegardentoletmeknowwhichwerethefinestoftheflower;forthatIwassounskillfulintheart,thatIthoughtthemostbeautifulwerethemostvaluable,andthatthosewhichhadthegayestcolourswerethemostbeautiful。Thegentlemansmiledatmyignorance。Heseemedaverylainhonestman,andaersonofgoodsense,hadnothisheadbeentouchedwiththatdistemerwhichHiocratescallstheTuliomania;insomuchthathewouldtalkveryrationallyonanysubjectintheworldbutatuli。
Hetoldme,thathevaluedthebedofflowerswhichlaybeforeus,andwasnotabovetwentyyardsinlengthandtwoinbreadth,morethanhewouldthebesthundredacresoflandinEngland,andadded,thatitwouldhavebeenworthtwicethemoneyitis,ifafoolishcook,maidofhishadnotalmostruinedhiminthelastwinter,bymistakingahandfuloftulirootsforaheaofonions,and“bythatmeans,”sayshe,“mademeadishofottagethatcostmeabovethousandoundssterling。”Hethenshowedmewhathethoughtthefinestofhistulis,whichIfoundreceivedalltheirvaluefromtheirrarity,andoddness,andutmeinmindofourgreatfortunes,whicharenotalwaysthegreatestbeauties。