Just then a Czech ballad struck up; and Ruby and Piotr began skipping backwards hand in hand
around the giant oak tree。 Some guy in one of those weird striped suits whom Dan could only
assume was Piotr?s best man joined in the skipping and the crowd cheered。
Whatever happened to ?Here es the Bride??
They stopped skipping and stood off to the side as the Czech ballad quieted and a group of four
striped…suited guys made their way over to the tree。 One guy stuck out his tongue and wagged it
obscenely。
?I am animal!? he yelled。 ?Filled with lust of carnivore!? ?I am love;? the group behind him
began to chant; crouching down on the ground。 ?I am love; I am love; I am love。 。 。 。? Ruby and
Piotr held hands; entranced by their friends? display。 Behind them; a yellow Lab chased a squirrel
up a tree; barking loudly。
?。 。 。 love; love; love; love 。 。 。?
Jenny?s brow was wrinkled in thought; as if she were trying to decode the symbolism。 Dan could
barely contain his giggles?and there was only one other person who probably felt the same way。
He glanced at Vanessa; who was standing off to the side; her camera trained on the altar as she
desperately tried to keep a straight face。 He caught her eye and grinned; then he stuck out his
tongue and wiggled it; imitating Piotr?s crazy friends。
The striped…suited guys finally stopped screaming and bowed to a confused smattering of polite
applause。 Jenny elbowed Dan in the ribs。 ?You?re up。? He smiled nervously。 He didn?t even know
if this poem was any good; and now he was going to have to test…drive it in front of Ruby?s entire
wedding party?not to mention his ex…girlfriend。
No pressure。
Dan walked to the front of the crowd and opened his notebook。 He cleared his throat and began
to read; his voice wavering。
Open the fridge and put
My heart on a plate。
I?m just as you left me; and I taste even better leftover。
He kept his eyes on the page。 It took all his effort to decipher his own scrawl。 As he focused on
the white paper; he couldn?t help feeling moved by what he?d written。 He looked up and locked
eyes with Vanessa。
Pale fury; why did you leave me?
You?re prickly in the morning。 So prickly。
This isn?t a cooking show。
This isn?t chemistry or geography。
It?s physics。 Pure physics;