had never really gone to sleep last night?thanks to the little bottle of pills he kept popping??and
she?d still been awake at fiveA。M 。 She?d just grabbed a double latte at the deli and headed over;
lugging her French textbook with her; as if she?d really get any studying done。
Blairwas first in line。 And; surprise; surprise; shewas Audrey Hepburn。 Same black vintage
Givenchy dress; same pearl choker; same French…twist hairstyle?with the help of a little faux
hair?same oversize Chanel sunglasses; same black elbow…length gloves。 Lord Marcus; being the
sweet and charming hunk that he was; had helped her get dressed and even had e up with the
idea of spending the night in a hired town car; parked right in front of Barneys; so she?d be sure to
be first in line for the open call。 Of course; they hadn?t been able to do much for fear of messing
up her costume; but it was still fun to hold hands in the backseat and talk about the very near
future; when Blair would be a famous Hollywood star。
?I?ll be your pool lad;? Lord Marcus offered in his adorable English accent。 ?I?ll fan you with
palm fronds and pour your cocktails。? Of course he wouldn?t mind giving up his spot in the
graduate business program at the London School of Economics; where he was starting in the fall。
He?d do anything for Blair?anything!
?And I?ll have the best designers making clothes for me in every city in the world;? Blair
fantasized over her stomach?s nervous rumblings。 She wanted this part so badly; she hadn?t eaten
all day; but it was nearly midnight and she was famished。 ?Or maybe I?ll ask Uncle Oscar to make
all my clothes。?
A hot dog vendor was packing up for the night on the corner of Sixty…first and Madison。 Would
Lord Marcus be perfectly horrified if she ate one; standing on the curb in front of Barneys?
It would be no worse than Audrey Hepburn eating a Danish out of a paper bag in front of
Tiffany?s。
?Look; darling; dinner!? Lord Marcus cried; noticing the vendor and literally reading Blair?s
mind。 ?You sit tight and I?ll go fetch us some。?
Darling。 She was his darling; and he fetched things for her!
So they?d eaten Sabrett hot dogs with mustard and relish and sipped A&W root beer; holding
hands and dozing off until Blair?s eyelids had fluttered open to find Serena looming out of the
early morning mist in her perfectly distressed jeans and no makeup。 She?d bolted out of the car
and slapped her black Chanel sunglasses over her eyes。 No way was that blond bitch going to steal
her part in this show。
Never mind the other hundreds of actress…wannabes who were beginning to turn up for the
audition。
Now it was nearly eight o?clock and the audition was about to begin。 It was an unusually hot and
humid May morning and the two girls stood front…to…back at the head of the line; fanning