?You didn?t fail; Dad;? Dan corrected as he scarfed down a forkful of sesame noodles。 Rufus and
Jenny had waited outside Hunan 92 on Ninety…second and Amsterdam while he went in to buy
some celebratory takeout。 He?d stayed up all night working on his speech; drinking instant coffee
after instant coffee and smoking Camel after Camel。 If he didn?t eat something; he wasn?t going
to make it to any party later。 Now they were home; sitting at the dining room table; staring at one
another; with an unopened bottle of champagne on the table。 It was a Monday and barely four
o?clock?an odd time to all be home together。
?At least he got into college;? Jenny put in glumly。 She?d worn a new stretchy
lavender…and…pale…yellow Pucci print wrap dress to Dan?s graduation; and there were two huge
damp spots under each pendulous boob from where she?d sweated in the heat。 She felt disgusting
and was particularly resentful of her brother and father for being in such equally bad moods that
they weren?t even going to try to cheer her up。 She thought about calling Elise; but she was at her
country house in Cape Cod; and she?d only make Jenny feel worse by moping about the fact that
they were going to be apart next year。 That is; if Jenny was actually going anywhere next year。 As
things stood; she might have to be homeschooled。
She glanced at her father。 In an effort to fit in with the other fathers; he?d worn a suit to Dan?s
graduation; but it was black wool?too warm for June; and all wrong with the weirdly trendy;
tight…fitting pumpkin orange shirt he?d borrowed from Dan to wear underneath it。 He?d yanked
out the orange ribbon in his fury; and his wiry salt…and…pepper hair was now fashioned into a sort
of messy chignon; held together with the electric blue magnetic bulldog clip they used to keep
their takeout menus on the door of the refrigerator。 To make things worse; there were stray pieces
of pink towel lint in his beard。
Maybe homeschooling wasn?t such a great idea。
?Isn?t there someplace you kids need to be?? Rufus asked; downing the remains of his wine。
Obviously; one glass wouldn?t be nearly enough。
?e on; Dad;? Dan plained。 ?It?s not like I?m never going to college。 I just deferred for a
year; that?s all。?
Rufus reached for the uncorked bottle of Sangiovese in the middle of the table and poured
himself some more。 ?I just spent eighty thousand dollars on your high school education; all
borrowed; so it?ll probably be double with interest。 Excuse me for not being ecstatic。? His gray
eyebrows knitted together in a furry single line。 ?Does Vanessa even know about this?? he
demanded suspiciously。
Dan ripped open a clear plastic packet of fluorescent orange duck sauce with his teeth and
squirted it onto an egg roll。 ?Not really。?
Jenny and Rufus both stared at him in shocked surprise。
Dan looked up。 ?What??
?Idiot;? Jenny breathed across the table at him。 She?d worked with Vanessa Abrams onRancor ;
the Constance student…run arts magazine; and had hung out with her enough times to know that
she was fiercely independent and not at all into this sort of lovesick…puppy…dog shit Dan was