drawing my head back so I might breathe。 By the glances of the deceased’s
relatives; I sensed I might have exaggerated my sobs and wailing; I pulled
myself together。 Based upon my excessive sorrow the workshop gossips might
suppose that Elegant Effendi and I had been in love。
I hid behind a plane tree until the funeral ended to avoid drawing more
attention to myself。 A relative of the oaf I’d sent to Hell—an even bigger idiot
than the deceased—discovered me behind the tree and stared deep into my
eyes with a look he assumed was meaningful。 He held me in his embrace for a
while; then the ignoramus said the following: “Were you ”Saturday‘ or
“Wednesday’?”
“”Wednesday‘ was the workshop name of the dearly departed for a time;“ I
said。 He fell silent。
The story behind these workshop names; which bound us to one another
like a secret pact; was simple: During our apprenticeships; when Osman the
miniaturist had newly graduated from assistant master to the level of master;
we all shared a great respect; admiration and love for him。 He was a virtuoso
and he taught us everything; for God had blessed him with an enchanting
artistic gift and the intellect of a jinn。 Early each morning; as was demanded of
apprentices; one of us would go to the master’s home; and following
respectfully behind him on the way to the workshop; carry his pen and brush
box; his bag and his portfolio full of papers。 So desperate were we to be near
him that we’d argue and fight among ourselves to determine who would go
that day。
Master Osman had a favorite。 But if he were always to go; it would fan the
flames of the never…ending gossip and tasteless jokes that inevitably filled the
workshop; and so the great master decided that each of us would be assured a
specified day of the week。 The great master worked on Fridays and stayed at
home Saturdays。 His son; whom he loved dearly—who later betrayed him and
us by quitting the trade—would acpany his father on Mondays like a
mon apprentice。 There was also a tall thin brother of ours known as
“Thursday;” a miniaturist more gifted than any of us; who passed away at a
108
young age; succumbing to the fever brought on by a mysterious illness。 Elegant
Effendi; may he rest in peace; would go on Wednesdays; and was therefore
known as “Wednesday。” Later; our great master meaningfully and lovingly
changed our names from “Tuesday” to “Olive;” from “Friday” to “Stork;” and
from “Sunday” to “Butterfly;” renaming the dearly departed as “Elegant” in
allusion to the finesse of his gilding work。 The great master must have said;