butchers; soldiers; priests and grocers in all the Frankish lands…They all have
their portraits made this way。 Just a glance at those paintings and you too
would want to see yourself this way; you’d want to believe that you’re
different from all others; a unique; special and particuliar human being。
Painting people; not as they are perceived by the mind; but as they are actually
seen by the naked eye; painting in the new method; allows for this possibility。
One day everyone will paint as they do。 When ”painting‘ is mentioned; the
world will think of their work! Even a poor foolish tailor who understands
nothing of illustrating will want such a portrait so he might be convinced;
upon seeing the unique curve of his nose; that he’s not an ordinary simpleton;
but an extraordinary man。“
“So? We can make that portrait; as well;” quipped the witty assassin。
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“We won’t!” I replied。 “Haven’t you learned from your victim; the late
Elegant Effendi; how afraid we are of being labeled imitators of the Franks?
Even if we venture bravely to paint like them; it’ll amount to the same thing。
In the end; our methods will die out; our colors will fade。 No one will care
about our books and our paintings; and those who do express interest will ask
with a sneer; with no understanding whatsoever; why there’s no perspective—
or else they won’t be able to find the manuscripts at all。 Indifference; time and
disaster will destroy our art。 The Arabian glue used in the bindings contains
fish; honey and bone; and the pages are sized and polished with a finish made
from egg white and starch。 Greedy; shameless mice will nibble these pages
away; termites; worms and a thousand varieties of insect will gnaw our
manuscripts out of existence。 Bindings will fall apart and pages will drop out。
Women lighting their stoves; thieves; indifferent servants and children will
thoughtlessly tear out the pages and pictures。 Child princes will scrawl over the
illustrations with toy pens。 They’ll blacken people’s eyes; wipe their runny
noses on the pages; doodle in the margins with black ink。 And religious
censors will blacken out whatever is left。 They’ll tear and cut up our paintings;
perhaps use them to make other pictures or for games and such
entertainment。 While mothers destroy the illustrations they consider obscene;
fathers and older brothers will jack off onto the pictures of women and the
pages will stick together; not only because of this; but also due to being
smeared with mud; water; bad glue; spit and all manner of filth and food。
Stains of mold and dirt will blossom like flowers where the pages have stuck